Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
6 months from now is December 2013…
KNOWING SOMEBODY THAT HELPS YOU DEAL WITH YOUR EMOTIONS
BEING AFRAID OF STRESSING THEM OUT OR BEING TOO NEEDY
one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
but I’m afraid
I have to.
Wait, why is RDJ in this list?
He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not
same with Misha, i’m guessing?
^no Misha is openly bi
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”
White privilege is using “appropriate” grammar and not having people compare you to a different race.
White privilege is vilifying Chris Brown (And rightly so, what he did was shitty) while completely ignoring Eminem, Axl Rose, Mel Gibson, Sean Connery, Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Charlie Sheen, Michael Fassbender, among others (receipts in links. TW for domestic abuse).
Mod note: We’ve done this one before, but I like that this one comes with links.
White privilege is making the very first Black Disney Princess… and then make her spend the majority of her movie as a frog, design her white sidekick to look more like a princess than she does, , make her love interest racially ambiguous, and have her villain be a caricature of a black religion.
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Mod note: And then expect black people to be satisfied with that.
yea you can “choose” the way you interpret what a slur means the same way you can say that the word “apple” could mean “banana” if you alter the meaning in your brain but in reality, if you say the word “apple” in front of a large group of people who have been exposed to apples their whole lives the majority will think of this
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
Fuck, this is actually true. I… how did I not know this?
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”